I have a final tomorrow but I had to write this while I was thinking about it!! 2 of the funniest things from the mouths of babes. So, I had to go for my weekly shot of god at the doctors office and I had the day off so the kids were home with me (it only took one day to be reminded of why I go to work everyday, I would go NUTS, I LOVE my kids but I am pretty certain I am a better as a professional working mother, thanks GOD for our wonderful daycare lady) Okay back to the story, doctors office and kids Alyssa is sitting next to me and she can see through a window into another office where a man is sitting, before looking that direction Alyssa SCREAMS at the top of her lungs with excitement "MOMMY LOOK ITS JESUS" I was agahst and it took me a minute to figure it all out, the entire room was also in awe, like what do these people teach there kid. Well I should explain that the guy did have very long brown hair down his back....... I have not stopped laughing since about it. So I look at her and say "No, honey that is not Jesus, he is in heaven, and please don't scream like that it scares me" Alyssa says in a very slight whisper "Okay Mommy but that is Jesus I promise". Weird who knows maybe it was??
The other funny of the day is that this morning Alyssa had come to lay in bed with her Mama and she says "Hey mom there is chocolate in my pink bed" Ky says "Chocolate??? Honey will you go check Alyssa's bed for chocolate." So I go in there thinking maybe she had a hidden candy bar. Sure enough I should know better there was a nice brown area on her bed, she still wears a pull up so I have no idea how it made its way there, I am sure it is one of the stages of development, I mean it wasnt big and it sure looked like chocolate, and just to convice myself it of course being the mom that i am I had to smell it just to be sure it wasn't really chocolate. NOPE it sure wasn't it was a tiny bit of smeared poopy. Oh geez!! I hope she didn't really think it was chocolate, but she is definitely a crack up!!
Currently Redefining Myself and Loving It!!
- Boo
- I am a 31 year old who has had the opportunity to embark upon the journey of a lifetime. I am a mother of two incredibly beautiful children A age 5 1/2, J age 5. I opened a residential treatment center for male criminal offenders with substance abuse and mental illness in August of 2009, and will soon be opening a womens facility that mirrors the mens program. I have an intense passion for my children, my job, my animals, and my friends.
7 comments:
How cute ! Maybe she did see Jesus.
That is a sweet story. Not like sweet as in Chocolate in your bed sweet..but precious sweet :)
Love that kid.
That is funny. she cracks me up. At least she saw Jesus. Cam saw a lady at the restaraunt with a long nose and said "mommy there's a witch!" I was just hoping she didn't hear, because she was right there. I told Cam to be quiet and he kept looking at her saying she's a witch. She was a nice lady, but just had a big pointy nose.
Nice job smelling the poopy! I would have just changed the sheets. I cannot handle mysterious smells.
THAT IS AWESOME! Both stories...it's so amazingly wonderful to hear such great stories with Alyssa being the subject matter. She really is smart, adorable, and very creative. I love it! Can't wait for more stories like these!
How is the Princess dress up going?
SO funny! At least he was far enough away not to hear it, right? Not that it's a bad thing to look like Jesus but you know...
Both stories are too cute and very funny. She saw Jesus. he he
Hahahah.. That is too cute!
Maybe it was Jesus??? I think that is darling..
But the Chocolate??.. hahaha Yuck!
So funny! Who knows- maybe it was Jesus!! They say kids can sense things that we cannot:)
I hope you all have a Happy Thanksgiving:)
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